w/ very special guests:
Thy Year 2O12 is upon us. It has been fortold that this is to be the finest year of the entire existence of your physical being as a resident of this, our Planet Earth. You will become smarter, faster, harder, stronger than ever before, as your mind breaks free and begins to glow with a stunning, bright Greenish hue, a common reaction to experiencing such a vast number of new and exciting instances, procedures, events and occurrences in quick succession within an infinitesimally short amount of time. Ye, Thy Year 2O12 is upon us, and with it also comes Fortune and Famine, Pork Loin and Salmon. Victory and Defeat, Technology and Red Meat. Tragedy and Fun, Travesties undone. Pressures and Luck, Treasures and F***. This tour is happening because there is nothing else left to live for. Each year the country sinks further and further into debt, and the cost of your life continues to rise. Each year becomes ever more pointless than the last. Well friends, the time for change is never better than right now. Come see us in your town and we promise to help you forget about your misery, if only for a night.
SEE YOU IN AMERICA
© 1982 - 1991 RAINBOWDRAGONEYES
For booking, please contact RDE@rainbowdragoneyes.com
(select dates only)
2.01.12 - Atlanta, GA
2.02.12 - Savannah, GA ••
2.04.12 - Orlando, FL ••
2.05.12 - Orlando, FL
2.07.12 - Charlotte, NC
2.08.12 - Greenville, NC ••
2.09.12 - Richmond, VA
2.10.12 - Washington, DC
2.11.12 - Silver Spring, MD
2.12.12 - Baltimore, MD ••
2.15.12 - Philadelphia, PA 2.16.12 - Trenton, NJ ••
2.17.12 - New York, NY
2.18.12 - New York, NY ••
2.19.12 - New York, NY
2.20.12 - Long Island, NY ••
2.21.12 - Allston, MA
2.22.12 - Fairhaven, MA ••
2.23.12 - Worcester, MA ••
2.24.12 - Syracuse, NY
2.25.12 - Buffalo, NY ••
2.26.12 - Morgantown, WV ••
2.27.12 - Morgantown, WV ••
2.28.12 - Pittsburgh, PA ••
3.15.12 - Los Angeles, CA
3.16.12 - Los Angeles, CA
3.17.12 - Los Angeles, CA
3.18.12 - San Francisco, CA
3.20.12 - Sacramento, CA
3.22.12 - Portland, OR
3.23.12 - Portland, OR
3.24.12 - Seattle, WA
3.25.12 - Spokane, WA
3.27.12 - Helena, MT
3.28.12 - Billings, MT
3.29.12 - Casper, WY
3.30.12 - Fort Collins, CO
2.29.12 - Akron, OH ••
3.01.12 - Columbus, OH
3.02.12 - Indianapolis, IN
3.03.12 - Chicago, IL ••
3.04.12 - St. Louis, MO ••
3.05.12 - Small Town, KS
3.06.12 - Kansas City, KS ••
3.09.12 - Denver, CO
3.10.12 - Colorado Springs, CO
3.11.12 - Albuquerque, NM
3.13.12 - Phoenix, AZ
3.14.12 - San Diego, CA
The Primordial Booze Cruise™ is the journey that will take Rainbowdragoneyes and his Extreme Chiptune Dance Metal across these
entire United States, to caress olde ground and break anew, to visit friends from past, present and future... all in the name of Adventure.
Travelling with him is his mistress Roniit, on her Now Or Never 2012 tour, and their basset hound Navi, on her Floppy Cute Forever tour.
*** ACHTUNG! I NEED YOUR HELP! ***
